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  • Baby: Thanks Pete

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chihirofan:

"i have such a girl crush on-"

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charlesmacaulayy:

telling someone to read a book and watching as their world slowly gets destroyed by it

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postmodernismruinedme:

elitheartist:

Mufasa and Rafiki have a shipping war.

Mufasa and Rafiki have a shipping war.

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siriuslikesboys:

shoutout to all the hufflepuffs and ravenclaws who only get a quarter of the merch opportunities as everyone else

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literalove:

alex-of-macedonia:

zombicorns:

mina-marina:

My history professor asked who we wanted to have as the next pope and I chimed in Oprah and my prof just stands there laughing for a solid minute before he whispers

Poprah

 #YOU’RE GETTING SAVED #YOU’RE GETTING SAVED! #EVERYBODY HERE IS GETTING SAVED!!!

IT GOT BETTER

#If you look under your chairs you will find a brand new key…TO SALVATION!!!!

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"MY LEG!"

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krakkenchaos:

bisexual-community:

ihaventfinishedyet:

 Note: The REAL Piper of Orange is the New Black has clearly stated, "Well, you know, I’m bisexual so, I’m a part of the gay community.” Additionally she has pointed out that she came out at "either 18 or 19", and "had relationships with many, many women before I met Nora and after I met Nora."

So viewers should be aware that it was a "creative decision" of the shows writers, producers + NetFlix to minimize and erase the character’s actual + stated bisexuality by never using the "B-Word", turning her instead into a tired bisexual trope. This should not be viewed as at all realistic.

IRL Piper Kerman is a strong, interesting, out bisexual women in a different gender marriage, who participates in her LGBT Community and works hard for Prison Reform.

Are people really going to start picking apart the single most progressive show in existence?

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suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

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alexander-burton:

Here are some phone pics of my sleeping arrangement for the past few days (living outdoors is the best)

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erueres:

when ur old otp from ur old fandom comes back to hit u in the face like

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